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Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
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Pro-Ject 1.2 + Grado Signature Jr. + Cambridge Alva Duo
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Gunpowder is just too olde fashioned - what that lot need is a tub load of napalm, applied liberally to their collective underparts. That goes for the whole weaselly lot of them, regardless of what color tie or knickers they wear.
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NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
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My girlfriend has just told me she wants us to split up because of my obsession with pretending to be a tv detective.

"Good idea," I said, "we’ll cover more ground that way".
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A chap goes to hospital to have his dangly bits examined.
A Thai nurse turns up to do the job. So he drops them and she starts.
As the nurse is cupping his bollocks, she says, "Don't worry, it's quite natural to get an erection during this procedure"
The man says, " I haven't got an erection."
The nurse days, "Yes, but I have."
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