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TheMarlin wrote: Thu Nov 21, 2024 8:42 am What do you get if you cross the sea with the Titanic?

About half way.
I thought about doing that, but I got cold feet.

If you think that joke's bad, it's just the tip of the iceberg.

What's blue and fiddles?...
...The band leader of the Titanic.

What do you call 1,000 politicians at the bottom of the Atlantic?
A good start.
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According to my chocolate candy advent calendar, we only have two days left until Christmas.
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My sister has joined a handwriting class in the hope of finding an illegible bachelor.
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