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It's a bitter, dark Yorkshire evening. The barber closes his shop and trudges off with the woman both bent against the cutting wind.
They reach a modest house and the woman fumbles the lock open with blue fingers. 'Cum in,' says the woman, 'Ar much do yo' charge for shaving like?' The barber says, 'Oh, a tanner, for an old customer like Ted. We've missed 'im y'know. Esn't 'e bin sa weel?' 'No', says Ted's missus, 'e asn't. An e deed last neet.' 'Oh well, that's diff'rent', says the barber, 'It's allus awf-a-crawn for shavin' a stiffun.' Says the woman, 'Well, nah then, aw dooan't think aw'll bother; it isn't as if 'e were gooin' onnywhere partikler.'
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ATTENTION: NEW COMPUTER VIRUS ALERT!

C-Nile Virus is so rampant that even the most advanced anti-virus programs cannot take care of it.

C-Nile virus appears to attack based on information gathered from your computer system...primarily your birth date. Those born on or before 1-1-1960 seem to be the primary target.

Symptoms of the C-Nile virus include:

Causing you to send the same e-mail twice.

Causing you to send blank e-mail.

Causing you to send the same blank e-mail twice.

Causing you to send e-mail to the wrong person.

Causing you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.

Causing you to forget to attach the attachment.

Causing you to wonder who all those people in your address book are.

Causing you to hit "SEND" before you've finished.

Another variant is where the user finds they have all the symptons but refuses to believe they have it. This is the D-Nile virus.
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Burn of the day...

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I'm loving that one, Paul, and it's going straight back on Twitter. :lol:
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A genuine sign from NZ apparently.

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