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I’ve just found out that my Grandad is addicted to Viagra.

No one is taking it harder than my Gran
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Fretless wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 2:13 pm This bit ?

No shit .....

The Oxford–AstraZeneca vaccine is made from a cold-causing adenovirus that was isolated from the stool of chimpanzees
It all makes sense now. Bill Gates is using the vaccine to inject us all with nanobots. :ugeek:

Miocrosoft creates Windows 10 Updates by locking thousands of chimps in a large room and letting them bang away on keyboards. So they had plenty of stools to choose from. :obscene-moneypiss:
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I'm really going to miss him. :lol:
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slinger wrote: ↑Sat Nov 28, 2020 10:55 pm Image

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I'm really going to miss him. :lol:
He won, by the way. :liar:
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My late wife had a *thing* about straightening pictures. I could have driven her insane with this. :lol:

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slinger wrote: ↑Mon Nov 30, 2020 5:10 pm Image
I have always wondered if Rudolph would pass a drug or alcohol test but I suppose he could just be suffering from a cold. Irrespective does his nose have a 110 degree arc of visibility between straight ahead and the left side or alternatively does it flash at between 60 and 120 times per minute? If not I'll not sign the CRS.
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