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What's the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo

You cant wash your hands in a buffalo
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I saw a news article about a dog the other day. The article said the dog was "unleashed," and I thought, "that's a bit dramatic". Then I realised, the alternative was describing it as "unleaded".

I love the English language. :lol:
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Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
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Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
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Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
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Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
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Two ever changing systems. Currently:
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Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
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Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players

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