Jokes & Funnies
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What's the difference between a Bison and a Buffalo
You cant wash your hands in a buffalo
You cant wash your hands in a buffalo
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I saw a news article about a dog the other day. The article said the dog was "unleashed," and I thought, "that's a bit dramatic". Then I realised, the alternative was describing it as "unleaded".
I love the English language.
I love the English language.

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Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
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Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
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- terrybooth (Tue May 17, 2022 1:48 pm) • slinger (Tue May 17, 2022 2:35 pm)
Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
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- Grumpytim (Tue May 17, 2022 8:21 am) • slinger (Tue May 17, 2022 2:36 pm) • CycleCoach (Tue May 17, 2022 6:51 pm) • NSNO2021 (Wed May 18, 2022 11:54 am)
Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
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Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
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Amps - NVA P50, AP30, A40, Stanislav Palo Tube Headphone Amp BB 85
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
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- CycleCoach (Wed May 18, 2022 4:14 pm) • slinger (Wed May 18, 2022 6:51 pm)
Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players