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Well, if I had all the money I've spent on drink ............. I'd spend it on drink :guiness;
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“According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back.
Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers, and then there are educators...”
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antonio66 wrote: Fri May 20, 2022 3:57 pm Well, if I had all the money I've spent on drink ............. I'd spend it on drink :guiness;
I'd spend it on a brewery.

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Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
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Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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Two ever changing systems. Currently:
NVA M300 monoblocks, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Various Tannoy Monitors + Sub (feed from Pre amp)
Homemade Rega based TT & Schiit Mani MM phono + linear psu
Denon DP 55 K with Origin Live Encounter 3c and Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) one with power upgrades, one standard.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Various CD Players

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