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Not a joke but it certainly made me laugh.

With all this talk of the forthcoming Oasis tour, Liam Gallagher was asked what his mum thought about the reunion, "She's gutted, she couldn't even get a ticket".
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I was talking to my ex this morning, and she called me a "sex machine".

Well, her exact words were, "You're a fucking tool".

I knew what she meant though. ;)
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After all the AI it was back to good old Photoshop for this one.

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When I came out of the shower today my wife looked at my bare body and said "Pity it's more Winnie than Baloo"
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That pack, just like Oasis, is years over it's sell-by date.

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