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slinger wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:34 pm
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Jeanette used to wind me up about that. :lol:
"You're waiting for the bum note, aren't you?" :roll:
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Very sexist.

Sorry, can't help it.

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ‘Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23-year-old girl every night.

Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed and a large-screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 69-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
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Reported that Kier Starmer returned his complimentary Oasis tickets.
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CN211276 wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2024 7:56 am Reported that Kier Starmer returned his complimentary Oasis tickets.
I heard he sold them to Angela Rayner.. :lol:
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