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"I do think about things. For example, what if my husband confessed that he'd been having an affair. Do I love him enough to forgive him? And what about the children? Do I love them enough to explain how their father died?"
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Stolen from Nick (who is an American) at TAS

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I'm not saying that that my mate knows nowt about music, but he thought Chick Corea was a K-pop girl band.
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A man sits in his seat on a plane next to a woman. As the flight progresses the woman gives a violent sneeze followed by a large shudder. Shortly afterwards she once again gives a violent sneeze followed by a large shudder. Shortly afterwards she gives another violent sneeze followed once again by another large shudder. "Are you alright?" asks the man. "Oh yes" says the woman. "It's just that I have a medical condition so that every time I sneeze I orgasm". "Are you taking anything for it?" asks the man. "Only pepper."
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Doctor, Doctor. I keep dreaming that I'm a set of curtains.
Pull yourself together.
Doctor Doctor. Last night I dreamt a was a Big Top and the night before I dreamt I was a bivouac.
You're two tents.
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I went to the doctor and told him i broke my leg in two places
He said well dont go to those places then...
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