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If this is genuine, and if whoever did this got away with doing it, I am thoroughly impressed. :lol:

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CN211276 wrote: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:00 pm
CN211276 wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:07 pm Downing Street lockdown playlist

Marillion - Garden party
AC/DC - Have a drink on me
Lindisfarne - We can swing together
Deep Purple - Knocking at your back door
The Macc Lads - Barrels round
Oasis - Champaigne supernova
Elkie Brooks - Lilac wine
Black Sabbath - Snowblind
Buckcherry - Lit up
Rainbow - Drinking with the devil
AC/DC - Sink the pink
The Macc Lads - All day drinking
Rainbow - All night long
Marillion - The party
The Beatles - I don't want to spoil the party
George Harrison - Simply shady
Pink Floyd - Us and them
Elton John - Sorry seems to be the hardest word
John Lennon - Nobody told me
The Sex Pistols - Liar
Whitesnake - Would I lie to you
A spokesperson from No. 10 stated that a request to add the Moody Blues "Go now" to the playlist was turned down in favour of the Rolling Stones "When the whip comes down".
A decision was made to add another Beatles track, "Birthday".
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"It's My Party (But Nobody Told Me)" - Tory Winebox
"There Is a Light That Never Goes Out" - Borrissey
"Let's Party" - Jive Boris and the Mastermixers.
"Life of da Party" - Snoop Moggy Mogg
"Party People" - Parliament. (Didn't actually need to change anything for that one).
"Off his" (Disco Tits) - Gove Lo
"We Like To Party - The Toryboys
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Snowplough driver:
"Well, MY side of the motorway is clean...".

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When I was young there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a woman, now you can say those words but you can't say woman.
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As a tribute to the late singer my wife decided to wear her Meatloaf knickers.
On the front it says - " I would do anything for love".
On the back it says - " But I won't do that".
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