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The fact that there's a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.
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A woman goes to visit an elderly friend who she hasn't seen for some time and is now in a nursing home. She quickly realises that her friend doesn't recognise her so she asks her "Do you know who I am?"
"No dear, but if you ask the nurse she'll tell you your name and what room you're in."

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