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Re: Jokes & Funnies
This is a world map showing the countries that Britain has invaded through the centuries (pink). In fact there are only 22 lands in the world that British troops has never tried to conquer (white).
Make Britain Grate Again !
Make Britain Grate Again !
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I think my favourite story of the week is the one about the couple asking for help to find their vacuum cleaner. Apparently they have a robot vacuum cleaner which was happily cleaning up the house until they left the front door open and it disappeared through it. It was heading for the beach they said and it can't swim!
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https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/ ... iant-penis
And on that note I'm surprised that Tory HQ hasn't sued for plagiarism, they've been plagued by an unruly oversized penis for at least 15 years now...
And on that note I'm surprised that Tory HQ hasn't sued for plagiarism, they've been plagued by an unruly oversized penis for at least 15 years now...
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https://www.theguardian.com/politics/20 ... ter-brexit
Leave.eu forced to leave the UK. Couldn't make it up.
Leave.eu forced to leave the UK. Couldn't make it up.
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I was just about to post that one, Terry.
The best description of the UK I've heard this week likens us to a Premier League footballer who decides he'd be better off pursuing a solo career.
The best description of the UK I've heard this week likens us to a Premier League footballer who decides he'd be better off pursuing a solo career.
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As I wend my weary way to bed, I'll leave you with this thought.
Sleep well, everyone.
Sleep well, everyone.
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Does this mean that Twitter is more dangerous than atomic weapons?
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I all social media is as dangerous as Nuclear Weapons. You couldn’t destroy America with a single nuclear bomb, but a few messages in Twitter have managed it nicely.
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