Jokes & Funnies

[Lindsayt]

The script is being rewritten for the next Bond film to satify the Woke Brigade:
James Bond starts out as male but transgenders into female as the action progresses.

The film's title : Cocktopussy

And in the film after that Bond reverts to his original gender and is artificially inpregnated with a clone of a Heart Breakfast radio show presenter:

The Man With The Holden Bun.

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In the film after that, George Lazenby reprises his role as Bond. During which he is unable to source viagra and has to resort to other means of infiltration:

Oldfinger.

[slinger]

[Grumpytim]

Now we know why Boris always looks so shifty, he can't reach armitage shanks.

[TheMarlin]

[TheMarlin]

[slinger]

[howardc1951]

The moment you say "My child would never" here they come nevering like they've never nevered before.

[slinger]

My Missus found out today that she's adopted.
She was devastated & kept asking "Why didn't they want me?"
Obviously, I comforted her & after a while, still crying she asked me to make love to her.

That just led to even more tears though.

On reflection, banging her from behind and shouting "who's your daddy?" might have come across as a little bit insensitive.

[slinger]

[TheMarlin]