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I was at a wedding the other day, and I whispered to a guy next to me, "Isn't the bride ugly."

"Do you mind, that's my daughter you're talking about" he replied.

"I'm sorry," I said, "I had no idea you were her father."

"I'm not, I'm her mother," she said!
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Earlier today I was wandering around a bookstore.
I asked the shop assistant "Do you have Suella
Braverman's book on UK's immigration policy
regarding illegal immigration?"

The bookseller said angrily "F### off, get out
and stay out"

I said "Yes, that's the one, do you have it in paperback?
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