Jokes & Funnies

[antonio66]

Here's an infamous video that's both funny and shockingly scary at the same time. Where a car theft suspect is handcuffed, searched and placed in the back of a police car. And then as one of the arresting officers is walking back to his car, an acorn falls on the roof. So quietly it's not picked up by the officer's bodycam microphone. Resulting in the officer rolling to the ground and pumping his entire magazine in response to the attacking acorn...


Here's some of the memes from this:


This incident has spawned a game, available on Steam:
"Based on a true story, Acorn Cop is a meme game where you shoot all the acorns, but do NOT shoot any human or other living things."
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2857940/Acorn_Cop/

[TheMarlin]

At last, clear proof royals manipulating photos

[howardc1951]

The other day I said to my wife "For 30 years you've been finding fault with everything I say.". She said "It's 31."

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[DaveyTed]

I know it's a long shot but do any of you know what a trebuchet is?

[Geoff.R.G]

I know it's a long shot but do any of you know what a trebuchet is?

I could throw in a few suggestions...

[TheMarlin]

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[howardc1951]

The newly married couple were getting undressed in the honeymoon suite when the husband passes his wife his trousers and asks her to put them on. "I can't wear those trousers, they're far too big."
"That's right , I wear the trousers!"
The wife hands her skimpy pants to the husband and asks him to put them on. "I can't get into your panties."
"That's right and that's the way it will be until you change your attitude!"