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Bob Monkhouse is in da house...
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No nativity this year.
The wise men can't travel.
The shepherds are furloughed.
No singing even by angels.
The inn is shut.
The council have failed to grant the stable a license as emergency accomodation.
Santa's sleigh has no airworthiness certificate.
The reindeer aren't following the rule of six.
Rudolf's nose clearly indicates he's ill and needs to be in isolation.
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howardc1951 wrote: ↑Thu Nov 05, 2020 2:43 pm No nativity this year.
The wise men can't travel.
The shepherds are furloughed.
No singing even by angels.
The inn is shut.
The council have failed to grant the stable a license as emergency accommodation.
Santa's sleigh has no airworthiness certificate.
The reindeer aren't following the rule of six.
Rudolf's nose clearly indicates he's ill and needs to be in isolation.
Problem is - that's no so far from the truth!!!
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A prostitute told me I could have sex with her for £10 as she didnt have a womb.
I asked how would we do it then?
She said, 'acwoss the woad against the wailings.'

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What do gardeners when they retire?" homage"
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Most used phrase of 2020: "Can you hear me?"
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When you don't need to make it up
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/202 ... den-centre
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Saw that - it would have been hilarious if it wasn't so pathetic.

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