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Isn't it weird the way banks get all upset when you can't repay a loan? I mean, it must have been pretty obvious you were skint when you went into the bank to borrow money. :roll:
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My wife said to me "Have you listened to a single thing I've said?". I thought that's a funny way to start a conversation.
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Two Thai girls asked if I'd like to spend the night with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery.
They were right - we had six matching balls.
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