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As he came to the end of his inspection tour of the hospital's supplies department, the over zealous, box ticking jobsworth doing the audit was becoming increasingly desperate to find something, anything, to be scathing about in his report.
"What happens to the small cardboard tubes in the centre of toilet rolls when the roll is finished"?
"We collect them all, send them back to the manufacturer and every 6 months they send us a free box of toilet rolls".
"And what about the cardboard tubes in the centre of rolls of bandages"?
"Same. We collect them up and return them to the manufacturer and every 9 months they send us a free box of bandages".
Suddenly the auditor had a brilliant inspiration.
"When you perform a circumcision what happens to the bits you remove"?
"Same. We collect them all and return them to the local health authority and once a year they send us a complete dick".
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A woman is cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband comes running in...
Immediately, he sees the eggs and gasps in horror.

"Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my GOSH!"

The wife, startled at her husband's violent reaction, dashes to the fridge to get some butter.

"You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!"

The wife, concerned by the status of her husband's mental state, forgets about the butter and goes running to the eggs.

"WE NEED BUTTER! Are you CRAZY??? Where are we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"

The wife runs to the fridge.

"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don't you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the DAMN EGGS"
At this point, the wife starts crying, since she has no idea what to do.
She gasps "What is WRONG with you? I know how to cook eggs."


The husband simply smiles, "I just wanted to show you how it feels when I'm driving with you in the car".
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Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
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