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Geoff.R.G wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:19 am
Fretless wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:42 am
slinger wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:27 pm Woke up this morning in a bit of a state as I keep having this recurring dream where I’m a horse.

That’s 5 nights on the trot now.
Is your condition now stable?
Sounds like a galloping feaver
Hay! Is this the sort of humour we're saddled with now?

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Lindsayt wrote: Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:06 pm
Geoff.R.G wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:19 am
Fretless wrote: Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:42 am

Is your condition now stable?
Sounds like a galloping feaver
Hay! Is this the sort of humour we're saddled with now?
Neigh lad. I know it's a load of old fetlocks, but once we get the bit between our teeth and rein in a few of the blokes who stirrup trouble it's a cinch that we'll be back on the right tack.
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Replacing chips with grapefruit as snacks will guarantee you lose 90% of the joy from your already joyless life.
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My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".

I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".

I was so relieved.

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DO NOT TOUCH!

...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.

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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
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slinger wrote: Sat Jun 19, 2021 2:57 pm My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".

I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".

I was so relieved.

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DO NOT TOUCH!

...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.

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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
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Priti Patel on Twitter and FB ~ Come on England

Within minutes someone replied

If football came home you would deport it !

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That's what happens when your a heartless cow trying to curry populist favour - you get hoisted on your own petard to quote the bard
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