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nilsatisnisioptimum wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:50 pm
slinger wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 2:11 pm That's not quite right. A footballer would have gone down clutching his face. :lol:
Salah and Mane to name two you are familiar with and let's be honest I think every single premier league team, even the physical ones like Burnley & Sheff Utd have actor's in their squads. My lot have Richarlison who falls over with a waft of someone's hand. It drives me mad.
Two words - Harry Kane.
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For security reasons, Kenny Loggins changes his name every 28 days.
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slinger wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 1:32 pm
nilsatisnisioptimum wrote: Wed Mar 24, 2021 12:50 pm
slinger wrote: Sat Mar 20, 2021 2:11 pm
Two words - Harry Kane.
I will take your two words and raise you to five words - Harry Kane, dirty cheating bastard.
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I went into Waterstones and asked the assistant if they had any books on paranoia.

"They're behind you" she said.
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TheMarlin wrote: Thu Mar 25, 2021 4:43 pm I went into Waterstones and asked the assistant if they had any books on paranoia.

"They're behind you" she said.
Top job 👏
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I'm not paranoid...but I know you all think I am.
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