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Mother in law came to dinner the other night. Suddenly she asked "Why is your dog staring at me?" "You're using his plate."
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I've just found this on Twitter.

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Not funny in itself, but I cracked up at the person who'd commented, "Now do a sperm whale."
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It's spot the April Fools news story day today.

EG Nonsense about airlines opening their landed planes up as high priced restaurants.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56598932
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An extra canal along the Israeli border makes as much sense as spaghetti trees or £30,000 digital streaming boxes...
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The real problem with this story is that there are plenty of council planners who would think it's actually a good idea.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... cling.html

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From a mate on Farcebook

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