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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 7:24 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 8:47 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:45 pm
by Lindsayt
terrybooth wrote: Sat Jul 03, 2021 10:50 pm The obviously pre sat-nav single:
"Do you know the way to San Jose?'
The single for sat-navs struggling with route finding:
"24 Hours From Tulsa"

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 10:54 pm
by Fretless
One for sat-nav without a recent map update.

Talking Heads "we're on a road to nowhere."

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Jul 04, 2021 11:56 pm
by Lindsayt
Song for an American using a calculator as a sat-nav:
"Root 66"

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 1:22 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2021 2:56 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 4:26 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2021 11:24 pm
by slinger
I love this, from Alexi Sayle via Twitter...

Idris Elba will never be the new James Bond because the whole movie would just be him sitting at the side of the road in his Aston Martin with the Police asking “Is this your car, Son?"

And then he would have to explain that it isn't, it's a company car.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2021 4:04 pm
by slinger
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