Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2021 1:24 am
My daughter just walked into the living room and said "Dad, I want you to stop giving me an allowance, and you can start renting my room out. Take all of my clothes to Oxfam, sell my TV and my stereo, my iPhone and iPod, and my laptop. Take all of my jewellery to Cash converters, or the Salvation Army if you'd prefer, sell the new car you just bought for me, take away my front door key, eject me from the house, disown me, and promise to never talk to me again. Don't forget to take me out of your will, and leave what would have been my share to my little brother".
Well, I say that, but she didn't quite put it that way. What she actually said was "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Kevin, and he's persuaded me to join the young Conservatives too."
Well, I say that, but she didn't quite put it that way. What she actually said was "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Kevin, and he's persuaded me to join the young Conservatives too."
