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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 10:21 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2022 11:03 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Aug 10, 2022 5:22 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2022 9:43 pm
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 1:14 am
by slinger
A balding, wrinkled old man walked into a jewellery store in Bond Street late one Friday evening, with a beautiful much younger girl on his arm.

He told the jeweller he was looking for a "special" ring for his girlfriend. The jeweller looked through his stock and brought out a £5,000 ring.

The man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special".

Hearing this, and thinking about his commission, the jeweller went to his special stock and brought another ring over.

"Here's a stunning ring at only £65,000" the jeweller said.

The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, '"We'll take it"

The jeweller asked how payment would be made and the man stated, "By cheque". Adding, "I understand that you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now, and you can hold it, and then call the bank on Monday to verify the funds, and I can pop in and pick up the ring on Monday afternoon".

On Monday morning, the jeweller phoned the old man and angrily said "Don't bother coming in. I've just called the bank and there's only £25 in your account."

"'Yes, I know", said the old man,

"But let me tell you about my fucking weekend..."

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Aug 13, 2022 11:49 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Aug 14, 2022 6:15 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 7:03 pm
by DaveyTed
Instead of paying increases in fuel costs may I suggest we all go outside on Thursday night and clap for the energy companies.

Well the government thought it suitable for nurses.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2022 8:09 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Aug 18, 2022 9:18 am
by Fretless
Sigmund the psychiatrist is in my daily newspaper:

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