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If you ever see me running start running in the same direction. I never run. There will be a reason!

Mother: This place is getting really dirty. We'll all have to help clean.
8 year old: Why? Who's coming?
Mother: Nobody. We're cleaning up for ourselves.
8 year old: Why? We already know the state we live in.

howardc1951 wrote: ↑Tue Sep 20, 2022 12:38 pm If you ever see me running start running in the same direction. I never run. There will be a reason!

That reminds me of...

A bloke is walking down the street when somebody runs past him.

He thinks nothing more of it until two more people dash past.

He then sees a whole crowd sprinting in his direction, and eventually, he manages to grab one of them for long enough to ask:
"Why's everyone running, mate?"

The guy looks at him, and struggles out of his grasp, panting breathlessly, "Lion! Lion!"

"Bloody Hell," he says, "Where"?

As the man runs off he shouts, "Well, we're not fucking chasing it, are we?"

The old ones are the best, and I'm living proof of that.

The Royal Mail will now be known as the Charles III Post Office...


...or C3PO

slinger wrote: ↑Tue Sep 20, 2022 11:26 pm The Royal Mail will now be known as the Charles III Post Office...


...or C3PO

Didn't see that coming.

The Silence of the Beavers...