slinger wrote: ↑Mon Oct 04, 2021 2:43 pmConservative Central Orifice has issued the following statement.
From: CCO.
To: Gullible Daily Express readers et al.
This shortage is, in actuality, being caused by the British public's insistence upon the misguided opinion that these glorious Sunny Uplands actually seem to them more like a pictorial representation of William Blake's "Dark, Satanic Mills". Coincidentally, Boris Johnson has, today, welcomed Mr D.S. Mills into his cabinet as the new Minister for Putting Down. He will work in tandem with the minister for Levelling Up under the banner of "Forging Unity," or F.U. for short.
CCO
Mr Johnson was not available for comment but did send us a lovely new picture of himself, with Jennifer Arcuri's knickers in his top pocket, and an accompanying press statement (in crayon) which reads "It hasn't been anywhere near Photoshop, ego semper recta, no returns yah-boo-sucks plebs, Bunter wins again."
Brexit Benefits -the sunny uplands
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Re: Brexit Benefits -the sunny uplands
The politicians who shouted 'Project Fear' are now denying any responsibility for doing anything about the 'fears' that quickly came true.
Business needs to sort it out...we gave them 24 hours notice of the Brexit deal.
Business needs to sort it out...we gave them 24 hours notice of the Brexit deal.
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Nothing to do with us, Guv. We haven't a clue how you got into this mess. Certainly, nobody on our side saw it coming. Total fucking surprise. Right out of the blue, it was.
You small-to-medium business chappies really need to sort yourselves out and start paying people shit-loads of money to do your shitty little jobs so the poor people stop whining. We're doing our bit by killing as many of them as we can, so surely you can support the ones we miss? We've been saying this since half-past-three for years.
There. I've just summarised the Tory Party Conference.
You small-to-medium business chappies really need to sort yourselves out and start paying people shit-loads of money to do your shitty little jobs so the poor people stop whining. We're doing our bit by killing as many of them as we can, so surely you can support the ones we miss? We've been saying this since half-past-three for years.
There. I've just summarised the Tory Party Conference.
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This is brilliant, from the band "Friendly Fires" via Twatter...
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Howard Goodall
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1 musician, 1 gig. One example posted by @judithbusbridge of the #BrexitReality for our once-thriving, mobile, growing industry.
Remember everyone, the EU offered us a Europe-wide creative visa waiver during TCA negotiations, which the UK's chief negotiator Lord Frost REJECTED.
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We were told Brexit would reduce red tape.slinger wrote: ↑Sat Oct 09, 2021 10:49 amHoward Goodall
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1 musician, 1 gig. One example posted by @judithbusbridge of the #BrexitReality for our once-thriving, mobile, growing industry.
Remember everyone, the EU offered us a Europe-wide creative visa waiver during TCA negotiations, which the UK's chief negotiator Lord Frost REJECTED.
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less is new more...
Nothing to see here...
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Re: Brexit Benefits -the sunny uplands
Oy, Fretless, has your shit been repatriated?
Nearly 30,000 tonnes of sewage sludge containing human waste to enter UK
Shipment from Amsterdam has been approved despite health concerns, FoI request reveals
Nearly 30,000 tonnes of sewage sludge containing human waste to enter UK
Shipment from Amsterdam has been approved despite health concerns, FoI request reveals
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Presumably that's the last of the UKIP and Conservative MEP's finally being repatriated?slinger wrote: ↑Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:21 pm Oy, Fretless, has your shit been repatriated?
Nearly 30,000 tonnes of sewage sludge containing human waste to enter UK
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With approximately 30,000 ex-British citizens now residing permanently in The Netherlands, that works out as 1 ton of shit per person.
Please deliver my ton to 10 Downing St for the personal attention of B. Johnson.
Please deliver my ton to 10 Downing St for the personal attention of B. Johnson.
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