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Jokes & Funnies
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terrybooth
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
These are claimed to be true!
Small boy in bookshop to owner. What sort of book is this?
It's romantic fiction.
What's it about?
It's a story about two people who fall in love.
Are there any dragons in it?
No.
Why are you bothering to sell it then?
Test question for primary school children.
If you were on a desert island would you prefer to be on your own or with someone you hate and why.
Someone I hate so that I could eat him.
Small boy in bookshop to owner. What sort of book is this?
It's romantic fiction.
What's it about?
It's a story about two people who fall in love.
Are there any dragons in it?
No.
Why are you bothering to sell it then?
Test question for primary school children.
If you were on a desert island would you prefer to be on your own or with someone you hate and why.
Someone I hate so that I could eat him.
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TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Queen passed fit to work after ATOS assessment. .
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