I bought tickets for an American Football game in Buffalo. I got a Bills bill.slinger wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pmI went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.terrybooth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?
Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?
Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?
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I booked a week-end in a bed and breakfast with a sea view in North Wales. I got a Rhyl bill.Lindsayt wrote: ↑Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:52 pmI bought tickets for an American Football game in Buffalo. I got a Bills bill.slinger wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pmI went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.terrybooth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?
Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?
Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?
Give up yet?
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