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Gunpowder is just too olde fashioned - what that lot need is a tub load of napalm, applied liberally to their collective underparts. That goes for the whole weaselly lot of them, regardless of what color tie or knickers they wear.
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My girlfriend has just told me she wants us to split up because of my obsession with pretending to be a tv detective.

"Good idea," I said, "we’ll cover more ground that way".
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A chap goes to hospital to have his dangly bits examined.
A Thai nurse turns up to do the job. So he drops them and she starts.
As the nurse is cupping his bollocks, she says, "Don't worry, it's quite natural to get an erection during this procedure"
The man says, " I haven't got an erection."
The nurse days, "Yes, but I have."
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