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A farmer in America goes to the store driving his horse and cart and has a head on collision with a car. When the court case about his injuries starts the lawyer says to him "Isn't it true that when someone asked you at the time how you were feeling you said great and never better?" "Yes, that's right". Then the lawyer for the farmer says to him "Please tell the court the circumstances of that situation." "Well I was lying there and a car stopped and a deputy sheriff got out. My horse had two broken legs and was screaming in agony so the deputy walks over to it, pulls out his gun and shoots it in the head. And my dog has a broken back is in agony and the deputy walks over to him and puts a bullet in the dog's head and then he walks over to me and asks how I'm feeling"!
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Apparently the above was originally found on a guitar effects pedal, before being turned into a "meme".

This, however...

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