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My wife complained I never bought her flowers.
To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.
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1973 - In 50 years we'll all have jetpacks and drive flying cars.

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Why did pirates always use a letter X to mark their treasure maps to show the spot where they'd buried their treasure. If they'd used the letter G no one would've been able to find it.
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