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Another from the JCC gig.

I consider the mysteries of the world for a long time. Like what is occasional furniture when it's not being furniture.

I finally found the answer - periodic tables.

And one that wasn't (but probably has been or will be)

They tried running aircraft on gas. It didn't work too well - the pilot kept going out.
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Love JCC, saw him once in Laugharne (that very English Welsh village - oops Township)
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Selfish = not fish
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Lindsayt wrote: ↑Fri Nov 08, 2024 6:03 am Selfish = not fish
Indeed not, that's what a fishmonger business makes him.
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Catfish = not fish. Not cat.
Oafish = not fish. Thinks catfish is a good catch.
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And, in the news, the Skynet-1A satellite has moved to a position where it wasn't expected to be.
John Connor knows why it's parked above his house...
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As some of you will know, those ingenious Japanese have very elaborate toilets. Nor only do they receive and flush away, they wash and dry.

Scientists over there have further enhanced this process and have invented a toilet which captures the solid deposit and analyses it before disposal. They can tell a lot about the health of the donor and, by storing the data, distinguish reliably between different donors.

Several commentators have noted that this may have applications in information technology practice around identity management where it will give an entirely new nuance to the phrase 'logging on.'
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