At first I thought that this site was a sort of "in joke" for audiophools...sorry, audioPHILES, and then I saw the PayPal buttons...
http://machinadynamica.com/index.html
Machina Dynamica.
- slinger
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Machina Dynamica.
Amps - NVA P50, AP30, A40, Stanislav Palo Tube Headphone Amp BB 85
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
Speakers - Monitor Audio Silver RX2
Cables - NVA LS1+LS3, SSC, Gotham S/PDIF, IBRA Optical
Digital - NAD C516BEE, SONY ST-SDB900 DAB TUNER, TEAC UD-H01 DAC
Analogue - Pro-Ject Debut Carbon Esprit SB, Graham Slee Gram Amp 2 Phono
Cans - Grado SR80, ATH-M50X
- terrybooth
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Re: Machina Dynamica.
I get a natural particle accelerator everytime I catch a cold or enter a dusty environment. I'll grab hold of a CD next time I feel the urge.
Pioneer PL71/DL103/ Phono2/HiFiPi/P90SA/TIS/CubixPro
- Lindsayt
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Re: Machina Dynamica.
They don't talk like that in Yorkshire. Hairdryers aren't Particle Accelerator Ion Guns. They're hairdryers.
And Cryo Baby Prometheans aren't Cryo Baby Prometheans. They're small springs.
At least they call their pebbles, Pebbles. Sort of.
And Cryo Baby Prometheans aren't Cryo Baby Prometheans. They're small springs.
At least they call their pebbles, Pebbles. Sort of.
Re: Machina Dynamica.
Great Site Slinger - Should imagine MCRU will be stocking the range soon.
White Poppy Acoustic Resonator........That's what im saving for.
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White Poppy Acoustic Resonator........That's what im saving for.
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Re: Machina Dynamica.
This is my favourite one
MD " Hello customer, hold your telephone receiver near your CD player for 20 seconds"
customer "Is it done?"
MD "Yup. you should start to hear the benefits over the next couple of hours. I can do your amp for another $60."
It's sort of funny but also pretty sad. I guess Machina Dynamica would if pressed claim they're only offering a service but I think it should be called fraud.
Oh and LindsayT didn't some guy in Leeds do something very similar in the 80s/90s? Little bits of paper with one corner folded over to insert in yer CD cases, little bits of foil to glue to the undersides of yer components etc.?![Laughing :lol:](./images/smilies/icon/lol.gif)
just imagine;Teleportation Tweak. Must call Machina Dynamica to obtain over the phone. Takes 20 seconds. $60.
Teleportation Tweak
Customer Comment - "I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure, correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real. The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007 "
MD " Hello customer, hold your telephone receiver near your CD player for 20 seconds"
customer "Is it done?"
MD "Yup. you should start to hear the benefits over the next couple of hours. I can do your amp for another $60."
It's sort of funny but also pretty sad. I guess Machina Dynamica would if pressed claim they're only offering a service but I think it should be called fraud.
Oh and LindsayT didn't some guy in Leeds do something very similar in the 80s/90s? Little bits of paper with one corner folded over to insert in yer CD cases, little bits of foil to glue to the undersides of yer components etc.?
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Technic SL-P1200ASC>>SSP>>P50sa>>SSP>>A80>>LS6>>Royd Prior>>> and on the whole very pleased about it.
Re: Machina Dynamica.
I think you are all being very cruel. Fancy poking fun at a company that is trying to offer some serious improvements to your musical experience.
The Ion gun is just licenced out to Revlon I expect.
The Ion gun is just licenced out to Revlon I expect.
Re: Machina Dynamica.
A Mr Belt I believe :DNeilardo wrote:This is my favourite onejust imagine;Teleportation Tweak. Must call Machina Dynamica to obtain over the phone. Takes 20 seconds. $60.
Teleportation Tweak
Customer Comment - "I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure, correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real. The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007 "
MD " Hello customer, hold your telephone receiver near your CD player for 20 seconds"
customer "Is it done?"
MD "Yup. you should start to hear the benefits over the next couple of hours. I can do your amp for another $60."
It's sort of funny but also pretty sad. I guess Machina Dynamica would if pressed claim they're only offering a service but I think it should be called fraud.
Oh and LindsayT didn't some guy in Leeds do something very similar in the 80s/90s? Little bits of paper with one corner folded over to insert in yer CD cases, little bits of foil to glue to the undersides of yer components etc.?
Re: Machina Dynamica.
oh yeah and,This is my favourite one
Teleportation Tweak. Must call Machina Dynamica to obtain over the phone. Takes 20 seconds. $60.
Teleportation Tweak
Customer Comment - "I noted a vast improvement in depth and staging. The tone is pure, correct-sounding and natural. In fact, I have never heard sound so real. The Teleportation Tweak is a thing of indescribable beauty." - Customer, Sept 2007 "
just imagine;
MD " Hello customer, hold your telephone receiver near your CD player for 20 seconds"
customer "Is it done?"
MD "Yup. you should start to hear the benefits over the next couple of hours. I can do your amp for another $60."
MD, "And if you'll take the time to leave a positive review, I'll do one of your components for the fantastic discount price of $30".
the MCRU marketing model.
Technic SL-P1200ASC>>SSP>>P50sa>>SSP>>A80>>LS6>>Royd Prior>>> and on the whole very pleased about it.
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Re: Machina Dynamica.
Leeds has got a lot to answer for, for bringing us Peter Belt as well as Jimmy Savile.
- Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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Re: Machina Dynamica.
Don't forget Leeds football club. The most violent and nasty supporters apart from Millwall.