Cheer up Colin thread

[Colin Wonfor]

Yep do cheer up Colin.

If you fancy building me a Claymore (Amp not Land Mine) pm me i will fund ya up front.
Might help take yer mind off things.

Meanwhile........

'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home'. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common? ' 'It's not unusual'.

Dear Jammy, Thank you for the thought but I am not ready to start up "Claymore" just now and besides I loved McCullan 20yr Malts, now I can't drink life a bitch without whiskey at times. Thank you. Best Col

[Colin Wonfor]

For. Vogon poetry. That'll work

It does but I still can't fly by ignoring the ground.

[Colin Wonfor]

I took a selfie while I was writing it.

Hey we could be twin, did you mum come from Rainham??

[Colin Wonfor]

After all these trials and tribble-ations Colin will accidentally invent the Infinite Improbability amplifier that allows any music in any listening space to sound so totally lifelike that you'd swear Elvis was alive.

'Well its Wonfor the money, two for the show, three to get ready then go cats go!"

No Alan Saccharine has already done it in Z Factors.

[jammy395]

Dear Jammy, Thank you for the thought but I am not ready to start up "Claymore" just now and besides I loved McCullan 20yr Malts, now I can't drink life a bitch without whiskey at times. Thank you. Best Col

Colin Man, my heart goes out to you, now alas I fully understand the depth's of your despair...

Man can cope with great adversity throughout life - he can endure divorce, financial turmoil, treachery, illness and a multitude of suffering.....But to have tasted and enjoyed the "Water of Life" only to be cruelly deprived of it is indeed the ultimate sacrifice and a torture no Man should have to endure....

I hope you recover soon..........Meanwhile.

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Only Kidding, I can be a right bastard sometimes.........

This is good.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9ETlTZoF1E

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

I took a selfie while I was writing it.

Hey we could be twin, did you mum come from Rainham??

Nope, somewhere in Bavaria. She didn't even remember which town as she came to England aged 6 in 1919.

[Colin Wonfor]

Well today went well I got bitten by a spider and I have a leg growing in size and it hurts, see even the creatures of the this F--king Blue backward planet are shitheads called ffoeg.

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

Poisonous spiders in the uk

[terrybooth]

More likely a tick and, if so, something you need to see the quack about.

[Dr Bunsen Honeydew]

No you can't mistake a tic, it sits there attached to you, growing a big bag of your blood on its back. And the only risk from a tic sucking your blood is Lymes disease which is as rare as a TAS entertaining thread (yawn).

I had a couple in France visiting friends after a walk in the woods. You have to use tweezers to make sure you get all its jaw parts out when you detach it as any bits left behind can cause infection, but they leave no poison or any result of their work, not even as bad as a mozzy.