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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:06 pm
by Lindsayt
Geoff.R.G wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:19 am
Fretless wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:42 am
slinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:27 pm
Woke up this morning in a bit of a state as I keep having this recurring dream where I’m a horse.
That’s 5 nights on the trot now.
Is your condition now stable?
Sounds like a galloping feaver
Hay! Is this the sort of humour we're saddled with now?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:31 pm
by slinger
Lindsayt wrote: ↑Mon Jun 14, 2021 11:06 pm
Geoff.R.G wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 11:19 am
Fretless wrote: ↑Sun Jun 13, 2021 10:42 am
Is your condition now stable?
Sounds like a galloping feaver
Hay! Is this the sort of humour we're saddled with now?
Neigh lad. I know it's a load of old fetlocks, but once we get the bit between our teeth and rein in a few of the blokes who stirrup trouble it's a cinch that we'll be back on the right tack.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2021 4:57 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2021 8:17 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 1:29 pm
by howardc1951
Replacing chips with grapefruit as snacks will guarantee you lose 90% of the joy from your already joyless life.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 4:02 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Jun 18, 2021 10:11 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 2:57 pm
by slinger
My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".
I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".
I was so relieved.
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DO NOT TOUCH!
...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.
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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 3:20 pm
by karatestu
slinger wrote: ↑Sat Jun 19, 2021 2:57 pm
My girlfriend just sent me a text saying "I think we should break up".
I was devastated but then she sent another one saying "ignore that, I sent it to the wrong person".
I was so relieved.
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DO NOT TOUCH!
...must be one of the scariest things ever to read in braille.
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I’ve just checked my home contents insurance policy and it seems that if my duvet is stolen in the middle of the night I won't be covered.
PMSL
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jun 19, 2021 3:31 pm
by NSNO2021
Priti Patel on Twitter and FB ~ Come on England
Within minutes someone replied
If football came home you would deport it !
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That's what happens when your a heartless cow trying to curry populist favour - you get hoisted on your own petard to quote the bard
