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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 10:36 am
by CN211276
Was it? No different to today.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:14 pm
by slinger
I've finally uncovered the true story behind Michael Gove's dance extravaganza in an Aberdeen nightclub over the weekend. It turns out that Gove is a massive Stones fan, and he was overcome with grief at the loss of their drummer earlier in the week.
Well, what the bloke who told me actually said was that Gove's somewhat erratic "behaviour" was "all down to Charlie."
Same thing though innit, eh?
Eh?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2021 6:43 pm
by savvypaul
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2021 5:15 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 12:41 pm
by Docfoster
My robot friend always wondered why he ran on DC when the rest of family ran on AC.
Until one day he found out he was adapted.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:27 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 3:29 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2021 6:29 pm
by DaveyTed
I called my doctor because I could hear voices in my underpants.
He told me not to worry as they were only talking bollocks.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 1:24 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2021 2:12 pm
by slinger
Must be a COCKerpoo.