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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 1:52 am
by antonio66
^^^^^^^^^^
OOOHH, a deep intake of breath :lol:

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 4:55 pm
by slinger
antonio66 wrote: Sun Oct 31, 2021 1:52 am ^^^^^^^^^^
OOOHH, a deep intake of breath :lol:
I know what ^^^^^^^^^^ means, now, so that makes sense. :lol: .

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:49 pm
by slinger
I've sorted the whole "clocks going back," thing...

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2021 9:51 pm
by antonio66
Should have used a black felt tip.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 1:30 am
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2021 9:11 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 1:04 am
by slinger
One night in Glasgow, that's all it took...

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2021 8:24 pm
by DaveyTed
The script is being rewritten for the next Bond film to satify the Woke Brigade:
James Bond starts out as male but transgenders into female as the action progresses.

The film's title : Cocktopussy

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 6:49 pm
by slinger
I just posed naked for a women's magazine.

The cashier said she could only accept cash or a card though.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2021 11:34 pm
by slinger
Just when you think you've seen everything...

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Insert yeast infection joke here.