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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Jul 02, 2022 9:49 pm
by Lindsayt
Post traumatic stress.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 3:23 pm
by CycleCoach
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jul 04, 2022 11:18 pm
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:28 am
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:23 pm
by Fretless
"Bicycle is the slow death of the planet."
A banker made the economists think this when he said:
“A cyclist is a disaster for the country’s economy: he doesn’t buy cars and doesn’t borrow money to buy. He don't pay insurance policies. Don't buy fuel, don't pay to have the car serviced, and no repairs needed. He doesn't use paid parking. Doesn't cause any major accidents. No need for multi-lane highways.
He is not getting obese.
Healthy people are not necessary or useful to the economy. They are not buying the medicine. They dont go to hospitals or doctors.
They add nothing to the country's GDP.
"On the contrary, each new McDonald’s store creates at least 30 jobs—actually 10 cardiologists, 10 dentists, 10 dieticians and nutritionists—obviously as well as the people who work in the store itself."
Choose wisely: a bike or a McDonald's? It's something to think about.
PS: walking is even worse. Pedestrians don't even buy a bicycle!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:21 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:10 am
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2022 7:16 am
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 12:41 pm
by howardc1951
Start sweating when you put fuel in your car?
Feel sick when you're paying for it?
You've got CAROWNER virus!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Fri Jul 08, 2022 11:48 pm
by slinger