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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:11 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:15 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:52 pm
by Lindsayt
slinger wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
terrybooth wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?

Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?

Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?

Give up yet?
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.

Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
I bought tickets for an American Football game in Buffalo. I got a Bills bill.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 4:57 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:19 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:51 pm
by Geoff.R.G
TheMarlin wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:19 pm Image
Bit of a trick treat that.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 7:55 am
by Lindsayt
Lindsayt wrote: Fri Oct 07, 2022 2:52 pm
slinger wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
terrybooth wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?

Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?

Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?

Give up yet?
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.

Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
I bought tickets for an American Football game in Buffalo. I got a Bills bill.
I booked a week-end in a bed and breakfast with a sea view in North Wales. I got a Rhyl bill.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2022 1:48 pm
by Fretless
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:52 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:53 pm
by TheMarlin
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