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Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:02 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:05 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:39 pm
by terrybooth
"Doctor Doctor, I keep imagining that I'm a pair of curtains"
"Now, pull yourself together"

"Doctor Doctor last night I dreamt I was a Big Top and the night before I dreamt I was a wigwam"
"Oh you're just too tense"

"Doctor Doctor, every time I sneeze I have an orgasm, what should I take?"
"Pepper"

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 9:25 pm
by Colin Wonfor
"Doctor Doctor my ideas started TQ"
"Just take the shit and be thankful"

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Tue Jul 21, 2015 10:02 pm
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
Doctor doctor I am paranoid about being ripped off.
Well just don't join TQ as their new designer.

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 7:20 am
by Colin Wonfor
Dr Bunsen Honeydew wrote:Doctor doctor I am paranoid about being ripped off.
Well just don't join TQ as their new designer.
A good one Doc, please send your CV to Geoff@Telluriumq.com do not forget the add £9.99 for P&P quoting TQRIP001

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 9:44 am
by Dr Bunsen Honeydew
My CV

I fink i is a uman bing and i makes fings dat plays mooosic.

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:01 am
by Fretless
TQ are probably too busy hiring accountants and lawyers to be bothered with something so irrelevant as designers. :lol:

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:29 am
by jammy395
TQ --LETS HOPE THEY GO TIT'S UP & FOLD SOON.

Re: Cheer up Colin thread

Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2015 12:58 pm
by Colin Wonfor
jammy395 wrote:TQ --LETS HOPE THEY GO TIT'S UP & FOLD SOON.
No that will not happen a very healthy bank balances when I forced out. But I doubt if anything really new comes out just revamps of my work which has already started. What upset me is the dealers and distributors have not questioned their actions and pulled away because of ethics. And yet when TQ started it was my past lives that sold the product in the first place, so what will happen?
NOTHING GREED RULES THE WORLD but guess what chaps when we die the worms never give a toss, and in 100yrs or less nobody will give a rats arse about TQ or us. Cool :clap: