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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2023 11:20 pm
by TheMarlin
Walking back home, late last night, I was suddenly attacked by 6 dwarfs - Not Happy
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2023 6:13 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2023 8:39 am
by Firebug1
Merry Christmas!
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2023 5:31 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2023 11:58 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:57 am
by TheMarlin
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2024 12:44 am
by howardc1951
I'm pleased to report that despite all the food I've eaten over the last few days my socks still fit.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:15 am
by howardc1951
A police officer stops a car on the freeway which is going really slowly. He asks the elderly lady driver if she's ok because she's going so slowly. "Oh officer. I always drive at the speed limit."
"But you were only doing 10mph"
"Yes officer I saw the sign 10"
"No ma'am, that's not the speed limit sign that's the sign that you're on Route 10. The speed limit here is 60."
"Oh officer, I'm so sorry.'
The officer notices her passengers - 3 more elderly ladies who look absolutely terrified.
"Are your passengers ok?"
"Oh yes officer. They'll be fine now we're off Route 150"
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:36 am
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jan 03, 2024 7:18 am
by Fretless
In defence of The Netherlands, there are a few factual inaccuracies here (like, all of it).