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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 1:42 am
by ArloFlynn
savvypaul wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:55 pm
Lindsayt wrote: Tue Nov 24, 2020 7:33 pm Is the squirrel's name Pauline and does she live in a tree?
She's an animal, alright...
And she was a bloody discrace!

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Nov 25, 2020 3:22 am
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:03 pm
by Fretless
The long-suffering residents of the small Austrian village of Fucking have confirmed that, from January 1, the town will be known as Fugging. Fans of unusual place-names will mourn the loss.
The small Austrian village of Fucking will get rid of the unfortunate name that has seen a brisk tourism trade and frequent thefts of the town sign, the town council announced Thursday.

Mayor Andrea Holzner told Austrian broadcaster Oe24 that the name would be changed to Fugging from January 1, 2021.

The small community in Upper Austria of around 100 people has been pushing for a name change for years, the German Press Agency reported. The name of the town, which lies north of Salzburg near the German border, has no meaning in German.

Locals have grown frustrated by the thefts of the town signs by tourists and of people photographing the sign.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:11 pm
by savvypaul
That's a fugging shame.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 8:04 pm
by terrybooth
I've found a way to go on holiday safely.
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:11 pm
by Lindsayt
Fretless wrote: Thu Nov 26, 2020 7:03 pm The long-suffering residents of the small Austrian village of Fucking have confirmed that, from January 1, the town will be known as Fugging. Fans of unusual place-names will mourn the loss.
The small Austrian village of Fucking will get rid of the unfortunate name that has seen a brisk tourism trade and frequent thefts of the town sign, the town council announced Thursday.

Mayor Andrea Holzner told Austrian broadcaster Oe24 that the name would be changed to Fugging from January 1, 2021.

The small community in Upper Austria of around 100 people has been pushing for a name change for years, the German Press Agency reported. The name of the town, which lies north of Salzburg near the German border, has no meaning in German.

Locals have grown frustrated by the thefts of the town signs by tourists and of people photographing the sign.
Fucking's near Wank.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:16 pm
by savvypaul
It's 49 miles from Loggerheads to Hope...

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:20 pm
by Fretless
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But where is Wank?

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:30 pm
by Fretless
Oh, there!

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Nov 26, 2020 9:33 pm
by Fretless
I have a family connection to this place in S. Yorks.

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