Jammy's Sporan
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Some Scottish Halloween stories.
Sawney Bean: was the head of a criminal, cannibalistic family in the 15th century, during the reign of King James I of Scotland. It is claimed that he, his wife and 46 children and grandchildren killed and fed on over a thousand people before they were captured and executed.
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
Bean-Nighe: Scottish Gaelic for ‘washer woman’, is a Scottish fairy seen as an omen of death. It is said she could be found by streams and pools washing the clothes of those who are about to die.
A Jammy: A hobbit like monster of the Glens, who ties people up in cable ties and straightens and tidies up all the cables in their houses.
Sawney Bean: was the head of a criminal, cannibalistic family in the 15th century, during the reign of King James I of Scotland. It is claimed that he, his wife and 46 children and grandchildren killed and fed on over a thousand people before they were captured and executed.
Wulver: a werewolf in Shetland, that is said to have had the body of a man with a wolf’s head. It was reported to have left fish on the windowsills of poor families.
Bean-Nighe: Scottish Gaelic for ‘washer woman’, is a Scottish fairy seen as an omen of death. It is said she could be found by streams and pools washing the clothes of those who are about to die.
A Jammy: A hobbit like monster of the Glens, who ties people up in cable ties and straightens and tidies up all the cables in their houses.
Re: Jammy's Sporan
I shit you not - This is my Electrical Gaffer out Guising on the Rig Tonight....What fukin chance have i got to kill ugly wires.......Dr Bunsen Honeydew wrote:If a giant penis knocked on your door this evening would you give it sweets :?
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only 99% of the time.He is suposed to be Dick Turpin.
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Dr Bunsen Honeydew
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About 100 lonely men on an oil rig with only a giant penis for company, sound like Pink Fish (PFM) heaven 
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PFM heaven indeed....... 
It's a big rig, 197 POB (Personnel On Board) inc 6 female's.Dr Bunsen Honeydew wrote:About 100 lonely men on an oil rig with only a giant penis for company, sound like Pink Fish (PFM) heaven