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slinger wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 10:43 pm
Geoff.R.G wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 12:17 pm
TheMarlin wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 10:24 pm Image
Fewer!
Peasant Pedant

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I'm just a peasant pheasant plucker!
It's the bloke with the bow that brings me the birds.
Although shooting like that, he'll have someone's eye out...
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TheMarlin wrote: ↑Sat May 28, 2022 8:19 am Image
If you ever find yourself having to inspect a large sewage tank you will soon realise just how true this is 🥴
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slinger wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 10:43 pm
Geoff.R.G wrote: ↑Fri May 27, 2022 12:17 pm
TheMarlin wrote: ↑Thu May 26, 2022 10:24 pm Image
Fewer!
Peasant Pedant

:lol:
Game set & match 🙂
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I had to clean a drain at a cottage I was staying in in the Isle of Aaran.

Was shared between several houses, but ours was closest to the drain, and got backed up first.

I can categorically say this is true, and we had not eaten any sweetcorn in months. Was someone elses.

One of the top 10 worst life experiences.
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TheMarlin wrote: ↑Sat May 28, 2022 11:29 am I had to clean a drain at a cottage I was staying in in the Isle of Aaran.

Was shared between several houses, but ours was closest to the drain, and got backed up first.

I can categorically say this is true, and we had not eaten any sweetcorn in months. Was someone elses.

One of the top 10 worst life experiences.
What were the other 9?
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Lindsayt wrote: ↑Sat May 28, 2022 9:36 pm
TheMarlin wrote: ↑Sat May 28, 2022 11:29 am I had to clean a drain at a cottage I was staying in in the Isle of Aaran.

Was shared between several houses, but ours was closest to the drain, and got backed up first.

I can categorically say this is true, and we had not eaten any sweetcorn in months. Was someone elses.

One of the top 10 worst life experiences.
What were the other 9?
Well, one of them includes me being dead for about ten minutes. Another time I accidentally cut half my thumb off (they stitched it back on successfully). I had a really bad car crash, and another bad hang gliding crash (not at the same time). I’ve had an eventful life so far :)
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