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Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
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My wife sent me a text saying "Your great!". I immediately replied "No, you're great!". She was smiling so much that day that I hadn't the heart to tell her I was just correcting her grammar.
I've seen the way it ends. My kids disconnect my life support machine so they can charge their phones.
I've seen the way it ends. My kids disconnect my life support machine so they can charge their phones.
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Four old school friends were meeting in a bar for a long overdue reunion.
Whilst one man was at the bar ordering drinks the other three started talking about their sons.
The first man said his son was very successful as a banker and only last week he had given his best friend a new Ferrari.
Second man said his son was an airline pilot, wealthy enough to give his friend an executive jet.
The third man said his son was a property developer and had recently had a castle built as a present for his best friend.
When the fourth man returned from the bar they explained their conversation and asked how his son was doing.
He said his son worked as an escort in a gay bar. How terrible they others remarked asking if he was ashamed to admit it.
On the contrary, the man said. "Only last week,for his birthday, friends gave him a Ferrari, an executive jet and a castle."
Whilst one man was at the bar ordering drinks the other three started talking about their sons.
The first man said his son was very successful as a banker and only last week he had given his best friend a new Ferrari.
Second man said his son was an airline pilot, wealthy enough to give his friend an executive jet.
The third man said his son was a property developer and had recently had a castle built as a present for his best friend.
When the fourth man returned from the bar they explained their conversation and asked how his son was doing.
He said his son worked as an escort in a gay bar. How terrible they others remarked asking if he was ashamed to admit it.
On the contrary, the man said. "Only last week,for his birthday, friends gave him a Ferrari, an executive jet and a castle."
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I got married because I'm sick and tired of having to finish my own sentences.
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As a 'Cat Person' I can attest to the veracity of the above.
Cats don't have owners - they have staff.

Cats don't have owners - they have staff.

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Upstairs:
VinylLogic DM101 + Grado MCX + Cambridge Alva Duo
DigiVolumio PC + Kiss DP-500 + Sabaj A20d
NVA: Cube2 + LS6+ Sabaj A10a (2) + Little Bear MC2
Downstairs:
VinylTEAC TN-4D-SE + Sumiko Pearl
DigiDenafrips Ares II + Volumio PC + Cambridge CXC
NVA: P50 (phono)Aiyima A07 MAX (2) + Arcam One
Bedroom: Allo DigiOne + Sabaj A10d + Kenwood KA-660D
Office: Allo DigiOne SIG + SMSL M300se + Douk G4 (x2)
Mission 760 + Monolith 887 + German Maestro GMP 450
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Just before you die swallow a whole bag of popcorn kernels - your cremation will be epic.
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Upstairs:
VinylLogic DM101 + Grado MCX + Cambridge Alva Duo
DigiVolumio PC + Kiss DP-500 + Sabaj A20d
NVA: Cube2 + LS6+ Sabaj A10a (2) + Little Bear MC2
Downstairs:
VinylTEAC TN-4D-SE + Sumiko Pearl
DigiDenafrips Ares II + Volumio PC + Cambridge CXC
NVA: P50 (phono)Aiyima A07 MAX (2) + Arcam One
Bedroom: Allo DigiOne + Sabaj A10d + Kenwood KA-660D
Office: Allo DigiOne SIG + SMSL M300se + Douk G4 (x2)
Mission 760 + Monolith 887 + German Maestro GMP 450
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Modded Belles A150 MK2, P90SA, & NVA SSP cables, and LS5.
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables
Leak Stereo 20 & First Audio Classic Copper V2
Modded Lenco GL75 with Saturn arm, heavy custom plinth. Nagaoka MP500.
Nottingham Audio Hyperspace + heavy kit, + Origin Live Conqueror + Koetsu Black
Tom Evans Micro Grove MK2 MC phono
Bluesound Node2i (x2) both with latest power upgrades.
Topping D90MQA and Topping D90SE
Audiolab 6000 CDT transport.
All NVA cables