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Women's magazines.

Page 10: How to lose weight fast.
Page 11: You're beautiful as you are.
Page 12: Cake recipe.
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British scientists have found a way to power cars with parsley.
Next challenge is getting trains running on thyme.
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DaveyTed wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:53 pm British scientists have found a way to power cars with parsley.
Next challenge is getting trains running on thyme.
They cracked accounting software running on sage a long time ago.
And I'm looking to see what I can do with Rosemary...

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From my "spam" folder today... Surely it's real? :lol:

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Lindsayt wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 11:36 pm
DaveyTed wrote: Wed Dec 14, 2022 7:53 pm British scientists have found a way to power cars with parsley.
Next challenge is getting trains running on thyme.
They cracked accounting software running on sage a long time ago.
And I'm looking to see what I can do with Rosemary...
Science courtesy of Simon And Garfunkle

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