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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:19 am
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 12:11 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:12 pm
by Lindsayt
TheMarlin wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:20 pm Image
Being Smeagol would do for me. I'm happy if I can jump into a hot bath after my work is done...

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:47 pm
by TheMarlin
Lindsayt wrote: Wed Jan 19, 2022 1:12 pm
TheMarlin wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 3:20 pm Image
Being Smeagol would do for me. I'm happy if I can jump into a hot bath after my work is done...
I’ve not had a bath in at least 10 years. Doesn’t do it for me, quick shower, job done.

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 2:07 pm
by TheMarlin
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 4:44 pm
by slinger
Too much time on my hands and Photoshop. Not a great combination. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Wed Jan 19, 2022 9:03 pm
by slinger
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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Thu Jan 20, 2022 5:00 pm
by CN211276
CN211276 wrote: Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:07 pm Downing Street lockdown playlist

Marillion - Garden party
AC/DC - Have a drink on me
Lindisfarne - We can swing together
Deep Purple - Knocking at your back door
The Macc Lads - Barrels round
Oasis - Champaigne supernova
Elkie Brooks - Lilac wine
Black Sabbath - Snowblind
Buckcherry - Lit up
Rainbow - Drinking with the devil
AC/DC - Sink the pink
The Macc Lads - All day drinking
Rainbow - All night long
Marillion - The party
The Beatles - I don't want to spoil the party
George Harrison - Simply shady
Pink Floyd - Us and them
Elton John - Sorry seems to be the hardest word
John Lennon - Nobody told me
The Sex Pistols - Liar
Whitesnake - Would I lie to you
A spokesperson from No. 10 stated that a request to add the Moody Blues "Go now" to the playlist was turned down in favour of the Rolling Stones "When the whip comes down".

Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:27 pm
by savvypaul
Bingo at 7, meat raffle at 8, the turn's on at 9...

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Re: Jokes & Funnies

Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:44 pm
by slinger
They were different times :lol:



On behalf of the Committee, I should like to tell you we made a mistake in offering the raffle prize of a diving suit. It is in fact a divan suite.