CN211276 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 18, 2022 6:07 pm
Downing Street lockdown playlist
Marillion - Garden party
AC/DC - Have a drink on me
Lindisfarne - We can swing together
Deep Purple - Knocking at your back door
The Macc Lads - Barrels round
Oasis - Champaigne supernova
Elkie Brooks - Lilac wine
Black Sabbath - Snowblind
Buckcherry - Lit up
Rainbow - Drinking with the devil
AC/DC - Sink the pink
The Macc Lads - All day drinking
Rainbow - All night long
Marillion - The party
The Beatles - I don't want to spoil the party
George Harrison - Simply shady
Pink Floyd - Us and them
Elton John - Sorry seems to be the hardest word
John Lennon - Nobody told me
The Sex Pistols - Liar
Whitesnake - Would I lie to you
A spokesperson from No. 10 stated that a request to add the Moody Blues "Go now" to the playlist was turned down in favour of the Rolling Stones "When the whip comes down".
A decision was made to add another Beatles track, "Birthday".
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 8:40 pm
by Fretless
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Jan 24, 2022 9:09 pm
by slinger
"It's My Party (But Nobody Told Me)" - Tory Winebox
"There Is a Light That Never Goes Out" - Borrissey
"Let's Party" - Jive Boris and the Mastermixers.
"Life of da Party" - Snoop Moggy Mogg
"Party People" - Parliament. (Didn't actually need to change anything for that one).
"Off his" (Disco Tits) - Gove Lo
"We Like To Party - The Toryboys
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Tue Jan 25, 2022 9:11 pm
by slinger
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Jan 26, 2022 1:02 pm
by Fretless
Snowplough driver:
"Well, MY side of the motorway is clean...".
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 6:35 pm
by howardc1951
When I was young there were certain words you couldn't say in front of a woman, now you can say those words but you can't say woman.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2022 7:01 pm
by DaveyTed
As a tribute to the late singer my wife decided to wear her Meatloaf knickers.
On the front it says - " I would do anything for love".
On the back it says - " But I won't do that".
