Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Sun Oct 02, 2022 7:59 pm
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Jokes & Funnies
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Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:37 pm
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 6:23 pm
When I visited the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
The keeper said it was bread in captivity.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:14 pm
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2022 10:46 pm
What's with the zooropa jokes, you two?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 6:15 pm
I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body
Then I was born
Then I was born
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm
When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?
Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?
Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?
Give up yet?
Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?
Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?
Give up yet?
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.terrybooth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:20 pm When people went to Ye Olde Shoppe in days of yore, did they get a quill bill?
Do people who hire refrigerated transport get a chill bill?
Putting in the petrol - a fill bill?
Give up yet?
Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:11 am
No visit of a private doctor? And then to pick up the prescription? Or to purchase some freshly ground floor?slinger wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.
Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
Re: Jokes & Funnies
Posted: Thu Oct 06, 2022 1:49 pm
I was trying to keep it real, and I thought "mill bill" was a bit of a stretch.terrybooth wrote: ↑Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:11 amNo visit of a private doctor? And then to pick up the prescription? Or to purchase some freshly ground floor?slinger wrote: ↑Wed Oct 05, 2022 7:46 pm
I went to the chemist's yesterday, and I got a pill bill. The next stop was my solicitor, to put my affairs on order. He gave me a will bill. I remembered the wife had asked me to pick up some herbs for her, so I got a dill bill. I popped into the supermarket too, but I didn't buy anything, so I got a nil bill there. My last stop was the garage, where they sorted out a problem with my door sticking, and I bought petrol too, so I got a fill bill and a sill bill.
Took the wife to the pictures in the evening. We saw Kill Bill.
