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The three wise men who brought gifts to the baby Jesus actually came from Yorkshire. This isn't generally recognised but the bible makes it quite clear. "Three wise men came from the East Riding on camels"
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Range Rovers are almost impossible to insure in London and if you can find cover it is a ridiculously high premium. All because they are so easily stolen and the most stolen vehicle.

Well, I found it funny.
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Forgot the punchline.

I fostered a dog!
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Is that a JLR trolley?
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Historians in Ireland have discovered what they believe to be the headstone for the oldest ever living man:

He was 193 and named Miles from Dublin.
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Lindsayt wrote: Sat Dec 23, 2023 11:14 am Is that a JLR trolley?
I think it's the latest Tesla.
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